Conversation over grilled cheese

"Do you think I'm crazy for wanting to dunk a strawberry into ranch dressing?"

"No."

"But you think it's yucky."

"Well, I wouldn't want to eat it, but I don't think you're crazy. I know you love ranch dressing."

"You DO think I'm crazy."

"Crazy. I'm crazy for feelin'...so lonely..."

"Now you're laughing at me."

"You're a little young to be paranoid, don't you think?"

"Well, YOU'RE still very young."

"See, that's why I love you."