Monday, December 21, 2009

More J quotes

"I love Scotch tape." And she does. She has gone through 8 packages of it in the last year.
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"Sponge Bob is a weird show. I know why Squidward is called that - he's a squid. And Sponge Bob is a sponge. Mr. Crabs [knowing look, nod]."

"But what about Patrick?" I ask.

[Far away look] "Is Patrick another word for 'starfish'?"

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