W.O.W. and other lists

So I was thinking lately that there are a handful of 'Words of Wisdom'-type things I'd like to pass along to the girls. Nothing big, really, considering I'm mostly an idiot. But I wanted to jot them down from time-to-time. Here are my first thoughts:

1. Always shake out your gardening gloves and clogs, in case spiders have crawled in.
2. As great as it is to make food from scratch, there is no point in trying to replicate box brownies or canned pumpkin.
3. In the kitchen, as in life, you have to clean up one mess before you can start making another.

That's all I have for now.

Oh, but I have a new entry for my uninspiring church signs: "God doesn't have a plan *B*!" (Why the asterisks?) I am really not sure what that is supposed to mean. Am I supposed to be worried about that? Does it imply that I, too, should never have a plan 'B'? Should I get everything right the first time? Any way you slice it, this sign does not make me want to walk through those church doors.